haven’t gotten the chance to wear these out :-/
Btw I never wore these out they kinda ugly lol
me after death *slams the hell’s gate open, takes off the bra and the shoes, sits on satan’s lap*: I’m fuckin’ home, what’s the wifi password
Yellow with black stripes
Six legs
Antenna
Compound eyes
Collects pollen and nectar from flowers
im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone
What kind of zebra…
me: *embarrasses self in public*
me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…
me: *embarrasses self in public*
me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…
i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
Touch me
Smosh reacts to Don’t hug me I’m scared
*treats myself*
bank account: maybe don’t do that anymore
*treats self again*
bank account: for real this time quit playin
*treats self again*
bank account: ….bruh
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